"Donations" to New York Public Library in form of payment for photocopying articles that didn't end up being used as a source in research paper: $4
Printing out old microfilm articles that did end up being used as a source in said paper: $6
Cost of subway rides to and from New York Public Library in a panic the afternoon before said paper is due: $4
Receiving an A despite writing said research paper in three hours the night before the morning due date: Priceless
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Nobody believes me but I'm telling you all, the more last minute you write your paper, the better grade you'll get! Here is proof! :D
Congrats, Apple!
Yay!
You are hereby invited to join the Club for People Who Procrastinate and Then Panic at the Last Minute.
Signed,
The Club President
Nice. ;-)
Raizy, count me in!
$14 for an A? I think the professors charge more in Touro... ;-)
Congrats.
I'm not a club member, but can I come to meetings to serve the donuts?
well congrats on finishing!!! :)
B4S -- No way! Non-procrastinators absolutely NOT accepted on account of applications received before deadline.
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