Mrs. Shadchan: Hello?
Me: Hi, Mrs. Shadchan? This is Apple. My father told me you called?
Mrs. S: [pause] Who?
Me: Apple . . . my father told me you called while I was away.
Mrs. S: [pause] Oh yes . . . right . . . you came to my house?
Me: No.
Mrs. S: [pause] Oh . . . did I set you up?
Me: Yes. With Mr. Disaster Date.
Mrs. S: [lightbulb] Oh . . . right. Yes yes. Well, I'm looking through my names to see who got married, and I realized I didn't know about you, so . . . did you?
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I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry...
Firstly - welcome back, I missed you when u closed your blog to the public.
Now to comment - sigh..least in this case you had the upper hand - you knew who you were dealing with and she was so obviously... clueless!
YOU'RE BACK!!! WHOOHOO
:chandler dance:
i always wonder if shadchanim check onlysimchas or anything for these things...
While the approach may have been slightly tactless...would you prefer that she not care?
Ez - laugh! I did. I thought it was hilarious.
BAS - thanks. It was okay, she's actually really nice.
Stam - chandler dance ... oy
G - sorry, did I indicate that I would prefer that she not care? Totally the opposite! I thought it was nice of her to try and find out. Although it did slightly confuse me that she seemed to have NO idea who I was.
L.O.L.
Which is why (well, actually, it isn't the or one of the reasons, but whatever) I believe you should do everything yourself. :)
L.O.L.
Which is why (well, actually, it isn't the or one of the reasons, but whatever) I believe you should do everything yourself. :)
L.O.L.
Which is why (well, actually, it isn't the or one of the reasons, but whatever) I believe you should do everything yourself. :)
Did you post about that date? sounds interesting!
No, I never write about dating. This post is the closest it's gonna get!
...and people wonder why I have no faith in shadchanim...
How can Ezzie laugh? That story is SO pathetic -- stay far far away from that Mrs. Shadchanit...
Apple: Thanks for opening up the blog again...(even if this is such a sad story)
LOL
At least they're calling...
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