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how in the heck do you write a paper that goes like this?

This is what science looks like now: Have a paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it. Research under it. Find anomalies. Too many anomalies. Have a crisis. Have a new paradigm. Accept it.

This is what science looked like then: a --> b --> c --> d --> e --> f --> g --> h --> i --> j --> k --> l --> m --> n --> o --> p --> q --> r --> s --> t --> u --> v --> w --> x --> y --> z