Conversation I had with my mother this morning

Mommy: I am going to make a brisket for Rosh Hashana.

Me: No.

Mommy: Yes!

Me: No Mommy! No one likes brisket.

Mommy: Yes they do! Everyone loves it.

Me: No they don't!

Mommy: Yes they do!

Me: A bird just pooped on me.

Mommy: See? That's what you get when you malign your mother!